Bob! I didn't know you and the kids were coming! And you brought gifts! Well, make yourselves at home. I just need to run to Rexall before it closes to buy some, uh, rash salve and a douche. The Rexall ad has a Siamese kitty and Cindy Brady. (I know, too early to be her.)

It took me a minute to see the Apple logo on those t-shirts. Now your whole family can support Gay Pride and declare their brand loyalty!