this one actually WILL work if you keep at it. i found one for $10 at a flea market about a week ago, i need to get it cleaned up and brought inside, though.
i'd have to think of where the pearls are stashed...

but i can manage a ponytail, nightgown, and nipple rings! (sorry for the TMI monster, but i've been having a lovely conversation with Cap'n Morgan tonight...)