my father has always used the absorbine on his feet. since he no longer has children living at home to apply it for him, and mama refuses to do it any longer, he has to put it on himself.

one day, he had put his foot on the toilet seat to apply the stuff (and how the hell does the applicator not carry residual fungus?) and mama told him NOT to do that, and to wash off the toilet seat. APPARENTLY he didn't clean off the toilet seat, and found out that this stuff BURNS when your nethers find it on the toilet seat.

this amused me, so i shared. :D
That, and also, putting your fungal feet on the toilet seat is a good way to get jock itch.
I think dear wife there has just discovered a secret foot fetish simmering beneath the surface of her psyche.