So douching is good because it enables you to not only be more confident, but to write essays about small appliances. It all makes sense now.
Uh, what's surprising about these? Enlightened Europeans have had bidets for decades, and the Japanese have higher-tech versions of them as well.
Yeah, I'll bet that tiny showerhead is great for, um, cleaning. That's what they call it, huh?

I can't freakin' believe all the douche ads we've seen these days. I can't believe the media was encouraging that much scrubbing. It's a vagina, not the floor of a gas station bathroom!

Self-Loathing and Yeast Infections: The Downward Spiral