Yeah I bet this one was a real panty-dropper! "I mean, he was self-centered and rude, and smelled like Aqua Velva, damp polyester and stale cigar smoke, but the watch said it was time to fuck and who am I not to abide by literally any random clock face that I come across?"

And then that price (!) These are the kinds of ads that inflation calculators were made for. It's got to be over $200 by today's standards!