Contest Entry

"Joan's at the door!!!" "OMG!!! HIDE THE WIRE HANGERS!!! HIDE THE WIRE HANGERS!! HURRY!!!" "Mommy, should be hide the Coke & replace it with Pepsi?" "YES!!!" "HURRY!!!!"

"Joan, so lovely to see you"
"I brought you a carton of Lucky Strikes, Christina got some lucky strikes this morning"