Vintage Ads

I found the spaghetti ad first, and went looking to see if there were any others in the LIFE archives, because the idea of a food company named something like HURFF was just too rich.



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UPSELLING

All by way of Vivat Vintage, an excellent tumblr you should be following.

This first one isn't gross food, it's just a weird ad; she's a bit too into those pickles.


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In case you aren't familiar with THIS PINTEREST PAGE, (Disgusting Recipes), you need to be.  Be careful, though, it is bottomless (both in figurative horror and seriously, I've scrolled down for about 20 minutes and still haven't found the end of it).  LET THAT BE YOUR WARNING.

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA!
Not exactly an ad but how can I not post it?
** icon request the next time we have an icon day, please? :D
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Bon Appetit!  You'll be charmed!  They're "dainty".  Just be sure to use the GOOD suet.

T is for Tuesday, and...Trauma!  (Meat Version)

You see, once you open the gates of Bad Food Hell, you can't just close them again.  And now THEY ARE UPON US! D:

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Ever "frosted" a ham? D:

While you're waiting in line to vote in the Regrettable Foods contest

I BROUGHT SNACKS! :D



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Bacon, Tomato, and... LIVER?

AND PINEAPPLE CHUNKS (browned in the cooked liver bacon grease) ?


from the incredible vivatvintage tumblr

Spreadable Spam!

Hamburger chop suey! So authentic!